Creations & Alterations

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
squishybabei
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melonsap

For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they're in the air; if he'd cancelled, they wouldn't have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

memendoemori

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

augmentedampharos

Anonymous asked:

oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit

toskarin answered:

now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called “being a teenager” and the results are often catastrophic

deadmomjokes

Some great advice I got from a therapist when we were discussing guilt over past actions and behaviors (some paraphrased, some written down during session):

“You only ever realize you did something less than ideal once you’ve grown past it. So if you find yourself thinking, ‘Wow, I was a terrible person,’ or ‘Oh man, I did this rude awful thing,’ try reframing it as: ‘Wow, I’ve grown into a much better person now,’ or ‘Oh man, I am a much kinder and more understanding person who knows not do something like that again.’ Nobody starts out perfectly kind and reasonable, and it’s worth recognizing and celebrating when you’ve grown as a human being.”

good advice